If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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