He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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