In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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