nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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