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say what?
wanna hang out?
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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