We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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