everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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