You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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