North Korea, Best Korea!
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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