Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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