I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Please don't give away my fajitas
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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