would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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