i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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