She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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