Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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