Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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