you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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