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If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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