So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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