I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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