He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
my poor anus
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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