I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
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I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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