Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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