just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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