I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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