Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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