I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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