you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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