You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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