does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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