She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
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