Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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