She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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