he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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