their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
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