I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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