Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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