I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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