Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
handjob tips. give me some.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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