i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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