it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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