I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
wow bdsm is so cute
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
