so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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