she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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