i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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