Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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