i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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