You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Randomize
