He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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