Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I looked at my own cervix.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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