i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
